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HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS
IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son
by CTCDOPEHEAD October 13, 2022
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Oral canal

An optional point of insertion for the male sexual reproductive organ.
When anticipated an eruption, he navigated his dick canoe down his lady patrons oral canal.
by Dr Jerry Anderson October 27, 2018
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Canal

June: were going to taco bell this Saturday afternoon!
Veronica: oh Canal.
by Jigglypuff2763 November 25, 2023
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Canal grape

Oh! Watch out, we don’t want to run into those canal grapes
by Publix powdered sugar long jon January 17, 2020
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Suez Canal

(Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.
At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."

Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"
by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022
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Fruit Canal

A gay man’s asshole
Let me see your fruit canal.
by Djsoftserve July 10, 2024
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earie canal

When you insert your male reproductive organ into ones ear canal. The pleasure is more guided to fit the female individual. can be associated with homosexual couples.
My girl was screaming after I gave her the ol Earie canal
by Flipperz December 10, 2013
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