Communism

The redistribution of big booty bitches

PERSON 1: I want big booty bitches so bad ;-;
PERSON 2: Then support communism my friend!

by 0405Riptide April 11, 2022

Communism

We.

Bring a bag of Jolly Ranchers to school and apparently the entirety of the US government falls to Communism.

by reinkedrumming June 7, 2022

Communism

When everything is owned by everyone

Dude 1: Look at my money dude.

Dude 2 after turning on communism: u mean our money.

by Drip man 69 October 24, 2022

cursed communism

Communism that is presented in a cursed way.

Abbreviation: cc

Synonym: crowd control

"I want to seize the means of production but I'm Dummy Thicc so the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the bourgeoisie.(cursed communism)"

by ku-eche March 25, 2020

corporate communism

1. Property communally owned by major corporations (big business, mega-corps), with the production and distribution of goods and services, supported and determined by limited competition in the marketplace.
2. Government contracts (usually military) are given to corporations. Also, known as "corporate welfare".
3. The "Military-Industrial Complex" mentioned by President Dwight Eisenhower in his final speech.

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, "The Young Turks".
Originally created by Francwa Sims, author of the "Anacostia Diaries: The Rants of a Madman, 2002".

All these companies depend on corporate communism to survive, but don't want their employees to have guaranteed health insurance for all, worker unions, a living wage, and paid leave.

by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023

communism

A system that while it may work with some modification, is too unstable in today's greed obsessed world.

Communism failed because it banned business and religion. What idiot does that? Business and religion have always been the most powerful forces of society.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

communism

A political-economic system in which the government owns all businesses, all wealth is divided among the citizens, and the citizens receive free education and health care. Communism also allows no religion and forces its atheist propaganda among its citizens. Communism would be a wonderful system of government if the Soviet political leaders weren't a bunch of asses who only cared about themselves.

Communism: You and everyone in your neighborhood have two cows. The cows are sent to the neighborhood barn where they are all taken care of equally, and everybody shares the milk.

Soviet Communism: You have two cows. You take care of the cows and the government takes the milk.

by REBECCCCAAAA October 29, 2005