calking

To go go McDonalds; Or any other food establishment, without consulting your friends.

Nico went Calking today and josh was very upset.

by BlackShuck69 January 17, 2018

cop calling faggot

It's a boy, named Dakota, who's ugly and who called the police of two of his friends.

Dakota aka cop calling faggot.

by Cunt_slayer420 March 19, 2020

callings

a expression that means "lets play it by ear" and speak about it later

eg. question:

what time are you done with your hair?
5
aite.... callings then

by p3ksan September 16, 2014

Calling Ralph

(Verb): Pretending to make a phone call as an excuse to go outside and puke.

a-"Where's Steve?"
b-"Outside calling Ralph."
a-"Pussy"(High Fives b)

by STL Val Kilmer December 18, 2009

cappuccino calling

Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.

Disregard the message I left you last night, I was just cappuccino calling.

by sknewhouse June 2, 2008

Calling Card

A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.

"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."

by SilvrDollr May 29, 2008

I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007