Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017

Cactusism

Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.

I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.

by Dyl45 October 21, 2017

Cactusing

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃.

This is especially used by socially awkward people. Also known as: the awkward cactus

Person: 🌵🙃
Friend: Are you cactusing?!

by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020

CactusMaster

Truly the most incredible and sophisticated cactus around. He is showered in riches of all variety and is the master of all cacti.

Oh look it's that great guy I was hearing about, CactusMaster!

by cactus357 May 12, 2022

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018