Cackered

Being really energised, the opposite of knackered.

Johnathan was so full of energy, he was properly cackered.

by Tomadango August 29, 2019

Caked

When you have a huge sticky shit and it cakes the inside of ones ass cheeks.

Man that shit was huge i'm so caked I need to have a shower.

by DaddyPalps April 15, 2022

No-caked

To be dehired in such a manner that there is no celebratory cake or ANY FURTHER MENTION of the person who has been disappeared.

Common At call centers, eg minacs

ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily

Employee 1: What happened to Johnny ?
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.

by Jaccusetoi December 24, 2005

Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

double cocked

two cocks inserted into the same orifice

Daisy's twat was stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of Bo and Duke in the back of the General Lee.

by ToddAus August 29, 2005

cached

1. The state a marijuana pipe is in after all of the green herb has been smoked.
2. A pipe full of resin.

1. "Wanna hit this? -coughcoughhackcough-"
"No dude, that shit is cached."
2. Dude, man, where's your cached pipe? I could use a resin ball right now.

by lebowsky January 12, 2006

cracked booty

farted, busted ass, floated an air biscuit

That person just cracked booty and stunk up the room.

by grataballi September 1, 2008