Cabbage tits

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.

I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.

by The Gomez June 2, 2009

Cabbage Ass

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.

Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.

by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005

stank cabbage

a vagina that has seen better days,
pussy that does not get washed.

Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??

Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!

by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

Magic Cabbage

Slang term for Mary Jane aka marijuana.

Dude those snowboarders on the lift in front of us are smoking the “magic cabbage”.

by Bralen December 23, 2018

Foot Cabbage

An STD (STI) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. Normally feet. The result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or penis. The contraction of Foot Cabbage, or "Broccoli Balls" (due to the cabbage rash around the scrotum causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.

Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".

*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.

Nick: I heard John contracted a pretty nasty case of Broccoli Balls from that Sarah girl. You know, the foot cabbage one...

Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...

by Nickliss001 December 2, 2013

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015