canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

by poopy due June 16, 2023

Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.

I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!

by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023

channing

cake ass wigga

you look like a channing

by anonymous November 16, 2023

Channingspenis

The only item in the universe that is smaller than an electron.

I will never go near channing or channingspenis.

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024

Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024

Craining

If you’re craining you’re doing to much or reaching to far
If you’re not craining you’re valid

Yo have you heard how much he’s talking about his girl? He’s craining

by Yk.maxwell April 18, 2024