crippled monkey fuck

taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.

I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.

by heyo October 18, 2006

Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.

Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...

by rocky_dod December 12, 2010

Crippled little rata

A crippled wheelchair bound person who snitches on other people.

Person 1:"Bro John told me Carl snitched on us!"
Person:2:"That crippled little rata"

by ELRaptor08 October 2, 2022

cripple spot

Any well placed parking stall, near the entrance to a store normally reserved for cripples, who have no business leaving the puzzle factory in the first place.

- Hey, there's a nice spot
- No, I can't park there, it's a cripple spot.

by Maecello Battaglia October 18, 2008

Cripple boy

awesome boy from newgrounds with accomplice chocolate man, and chocolate woman. has stubby arms, and stubby legs, and is in a wheel chair.

Satan: Hello crippled one
Cripple Boy: Sup Satan
Satan: You dare mock me, crippled one?!
Cripple Boy: Mock mock mock
Satan : * cry cry cry cry cry cry cry*

by a dumbass July 10, 2010

nasty cripple syndrome

A propensity of some embittered differently able persons to behave rudely or inconsiderately, certain that they will get away with it out of pity.

"There's another phony blonde."
"Sorry about my dad - he's got nasty cripple syndrome since he's been in a wheelchair."

by JohntheFinn March 13, 2019

Cripple Creek club

When you are sick in the hospital but have sex there any way

Now that I'm a member of the cripple Creek club, I get a discount for my hospital bill.

by Hangman0916 March 8, 2023