creditcarditis

The "disease" of habitually putting all purchases on a credit card, rather than paying by cash or debit... generally without concern about whether the payments can be made when the invoice arrives.

"It's bad enough that I have a shopping addiction, but I have chronic creditcarditis too!"

by Charles P. Whaley May 18, 2006

crapiture

Shortened form of crappy literature. Basically all literature with no intellectual value whatsoever.

Now that school was out, Amy was able to put aside Dickens and Steinbeck in favor of quality crapiture, like "Shopaholic and Friends" and Harlequin romance novels.

by Aaryanna July 3, 2006

Booty Credit

Credit amassed by recently putting out for one's husband or boyfriend, resulting in a much needed night off from sex, monetary goods, or both.

Karen: "So was Bill all over you last night after you got home from the party?"

Barb: "Naw, girl, I had Booty Credit from the night before, so I just kicked off my new Manolos and went straight to bed."

by hookermom August 15, 2009

credit card

what you use to pay for an expensive whore

Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!

by burtonsnow25 March 6, 2009

boyfriend credit

When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.

Friend-"Hey man, are you sure it's cool with your girlfriend that you're out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she's at her aunt's birthday party?"

Me-"Yeah it's cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I've got boyfriend credit."

by Red Killer January 9, 2016

port credit secondary school

(aka Pot Credit)

A school where everyone is smoking weed and crack cocaine. (but mostly weed, hence the nickname) Holds a large brown and asian population due to the Sci tech program, which is absolute bullshit since no university gives a shit. Still, the school somehow has a shitload of money...mind blown.

Person 1: You know where I could get some pot?
Person 2: yeah...just go to port credit secondary school...the school's called pot credit for a reason. The stuff's everywhere.

by IminscitecFuckmylife September 12, 2013

credit

(n.) An allowance of money. Giving a person or organisation credit makes them a debtor, and you, thier creditor.

We are £40,000 in credit with you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004