CREPE

1) A common misspellation of crap.
2) A baked thin thing, like a waffle, that you put sugar on.

1) Person 1: Man, I gotta take a CREPE!
Person 2: Don't you mean CRAP?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*
2) Person 1: I just love Crepes with sugar for breakfast!
Person 2: Man, you SICK fuck!
Person 1: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot whose head is still in the 5th grade toilet*

by Bob Smith February 25, 2005

Creese

One who plays World of Warcraft all day long even when life or death situations are at hand.

Stop being a creese, the house is on fire!

by Troy MacLamar December 15, 2008

creeps

nickname of my friend Joe

Creeps why are you lifting weights at one in the morning?

by lbp, flappy, and the rat December 23, 2004

creepsworthy

used to describe something that is particularly creepy...

derived from the word cringeworthy

pip: omd! did you see that flasher in the bushes??
rohina: no.

ten minutes later

pip: look! i just saw him again!
rohina: omd, yeah i saw him too.. that was so creepsworthy..

by pipee January 7, 2008

Creepsake

Something a person you like gives you that instantly weirds you out for whatever reason.

A gift from someone you like that you keep until finding out they're actually creepy as hell.

Betty: Did Tony really give you a t-shirt with his picture on it?

Carrie: Yeah, total Creepsake.

by I Am The Ax October 5, 2011

Creester

1. A person, most likely a Hipster, who creeps and invades another's personal space and/or items.

2. A combination of the words "creepy" and "hipster."

Stefon: I really like this pillow. The message embroidered on it reminds me of this sui generis image I saw on Mixel the other day.
Vanessa: Um, okay.
Stefon: Can I keep it? Its cuddly form reminds me of my childhood.
Vanessa: What? No. You're such a creester.

by Eissen August 21, 2012

creepster

A co-worker in my office

A creepster is when a co-worker in your office says she hears your phone call.

by Blackheart615 December 30, 2013