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Woodland Creature

A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.

There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"

"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
by Fendiidior May 13, 2009
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creature

Noun
1. A non-deragatory term, usually used in an affectionate way, to refer to a housecat.
2. A call that with proper use can be used to lure a housecat home.
3. A title preceded by the word 'The' to refer to a housecat.
1. "The Creature is lounging on the car."
2. "My Creature has brought me a bird present."
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floppy sea creature

The name for vagina lips when they look like roast beef because the female owner of the vagina lips are whores. They are super loose and flabby and have brown outlines and un-naturally pink innards. The lips are called floppy sea creature because they literally look like something that floats at the bottom of the sea and feeds on smaller sea critters.
DUDE!! That chick Ruby has a Floppy Sea Creature

OH F**K RUN!!!
by vonwiggleswworth September 19, 2012
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Woodland Creature

A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!
"Aaah HolyFrickenFuck! There is a woodland creature in my Vag!"
by Shamama123 February 21, 2009
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Creatures of Sonaria

A shit ass creature """"""survival""""" game on roblox in which you either sit around and hang out at the in game hot spot where everyone congregates known as "oasis" , or just kill everything on sight. It's soulless and made purely for the money, it isn't fun at all and just about any other creature game on Roblox is significantly better, with the exception of maybe dinosaur simulator.
Guy: yo why the fuck are you player creatures of sonaria that game is dog shit

Retard: durrr I like teh creatures and umm hurrrrr teh um mm ummmm *Flatlines*
by numbnuttic March 10, 2023
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Gangle Creature

A name used in video gaming primarily to incite confusion as the one controlling the gangle creature rips into unsuspecting enemies with a cheap weapon.
Player 1: "Dude, what the hell is a gangle creature?"
Halo Voice: "You were assassinated by gangle creature"
Gangle Creature: "Owned."
Player 1: "Dude what the f*ck?"
by Cabin 10 October 22, 2007
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