courtesy lift

for women/those who sit to pee When you know your man is about to urinate in the toilet while standing right after you are done, so you lift the toilet seat as he enters the bathroom.

When you know your man is about to urinate in the toilet while standing right after you are done, you courtesy lift the toilet seat as he enters the bathroom.

by den mother November 8, 2013

Courtesy Fluff

Concealing fur surrounding the perimeter of the anus of an animal.

I can't see that long-haired cat's anus at all, it has abundant butt hole courtesy fluff.

by Cunch Master August 22, 2016

Courtesy Lay

When a gentleman has sex with a women out of politeness. See pity fuck.

I'd do her, but more as a courtesy lay.

by Darky711 August 10, 2016

courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.

In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.

by daninater April 17, 2015

Courtesy Flush

When a woman douches in-between hookups at a social gathering.

Person one: Dude I heard you got sloppy seconds.
Person two: Nah bro she did a courtesy flush before we did it.

by jay-z October 3, 2012

Courtesy flush

flushing the toilet more than once to disguise any bad odors

Wow, John was just in the restroom dropping the kids at the pool...too bad he didn't do a courtesy flush!

by Carrie031 July 13, 2009

Courtesy Clap

The act of awarding someone with a single clap to recognize that they have just said a bad joke.

BadJokeTeller: "Hey guys, (-- bad joke here --)."

Audience: (silence and awkward looks)

Bystander: "Courtesy Clap" (clap)

by DrySimmo September 1, 2009