When she said pull out so you pulled out for a second and then went back in and nutted so she got pregnant
by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019
Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.
by Supertrucker56 October 16, 2022
wanna be gangster kids that are to broke to buy there own shit. people do the stupidest shit and people are just straight out dumb as fuck in montville. but lastly you have the bum ass rednecks that think they are cool. hey, we do have a casino tho
“hey is that billy From Montville, connecticut?” said James “Fuck Billy We Will Kill Him.” - Does Nothing.
by rhddontplay October 16, 2021
If Heroin had a white baby with alcoholism and stayed tightest - they would raise that kid in Plainville Connecticut and that kid would be valedictorian of the high school because the parents stayed together.
I was going to drive through Plainville Connecticut today but I didn’t want to get robbed at gunpoint. I have 30 cents in my ash tray and that would buy the biggest house in town.
by Jimmysmuts33 March 29, 2022
When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.
Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!
by ClarenceButtigieg November 23, 2021
When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
this school is the most ghetto of ghetto. everyone fw everyone bf , drop her and u wont find another one like her. the boys are thots the girls are cute . and some y’all smell like straight badussy at 7:00 in the morning like how tfff anyways ctra gotta go . everyone getting expelled . just know if u drop ur girl just know senior in her pants now😂. #predators watch out
by connecticut heads November 05, 2021