Connecticut Colostomy

When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.

Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!

by ClarenceButtigieg November 23, 2021

Connecticut fuck

When she said pull out so you pulled out for a second and then went back in and nutted so she got pregnant

Your that type of person that does a Connecticut fuck

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Connecticut

Dense. Very densely populated, and waaaaay too liberal.

Hey, what's it like up in Connecticut?
Dense.
With trees?
No, with people.

by The JuiceTin September 20, 2015

connecticut river academy

this school is the most ghetto of ghetto. everyone fw everyone bf , drop her and u wont find another one like her. the boys are thots the girls are cute . and some y’all smell like straight badussy at 7:00 in the morning like how tfff anyways ctra gotta go . everyone getting expelled . just know if u drop ur girl just know senior in her pants now😂. #predators watch out

Connecticut River academy is something u don’t wanna attend unless ur bored. It means ghetto 😂

by connecticut heads November 5, 2021

connecticut

absolutely terrible. if you want to die of boredom, come here.

the schools are good, but just about everything else is awful.
the people are mostly terrible, white-stuck-up-bleached-hair-botox-addicted 50 year old women are the apocalypse of connecticut, and their children are their minions.

Help me, I want to get out of connecticut.

by heckinweirdo! May 3, 2018

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