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urbandictionary.com girls

The models used on the urbandictionary.com website to advertise the shirts they have to offer. All models appear to be SE asian, not oriental. Are they the webmasters? The webmaster's friends or what? I tried to get this published before but it was shot down the fisrt day. Oh, this begs further investigation.
Oh. I look at urbandictionary.com everyday and its true the same three or four urbandictionary.com girls show up every day. ARE THEY the webbmasters I wonder?
by Rosaenne LeVitre October 17, 2005
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TMZ.com

A website (now also a TV show) that exposes in detail anything and everything there is to know about anybody famous. Celebrity gossip in digital form. They find out their information lightning fast and will most likely have breaking news before any magazines or news stations.
Russel : Did you hear about Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton's new nipple slip?

Jake : Hell yeah man, I already got the scoop at TMZ.com.
by Fo' Snap January 1, 2009
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Cashcrate.com

A wonderful website whose only request is that you give them all of your information and then they give you 75 cents
Jim: Yeah, I just made $1.50 on Cashcrate.com. All I had to do was give my social security number to various random websites! YIPPEE!!!
by SpaceMouse April 18, 2010
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rom com clown car

A sub genre of romantic comedy (rom com) in which an absurd number of A-B list actors are cast. Ostensibly, this allows for "intertwining" plot lines, but is clearly designed to maximize revenue by appealing to all conceivable demographics.
"Valentine's Day" is a rom com clown car, starring everyone who has ever lived.
by pierreboulez April 28, 2011
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Asseenontvonsale.com

Get the genuine as seen on tv product reviews on this site.
asseenontvonsale.com magic mesh reviews, x-hose reviews, genie bra reviews, perfector fusion styler reviews
by Dosadosa October 2, 2013
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ask.com toolbar

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.
Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.
by schoolequalsboredom October 7, 2013
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Match.com

The original dating website.
Match, like all online dating is a pile of shit, but unlike Tinder and OK Cupid, there's a hefty membership fee . The people on there suck! The women are average looking with ridiculously high standards, wanting a perfect man. The men are desperate weirdos, or sugar daddies looking for hot young women. Their algorithm sucks, your "daily matches" are all selected completely randomly, you'll be lucky if it sends you someone the same age, or city as you, as well as sending you profiles that have already rejected you. Speaking of which, when someone rejects you on match you get a brutal automated rejection.
The other thing is match is hella shady. They have a TON of fake and inactive profiles they keep to boost their numbers, as well as not telling you what profiles are free members meaning they don't have access to messages. Chances are the majority of people you're messaging can't reply or even read your messages. They also have an "auto renewal system" meaning if you don't cancel your membership before it's due to renew you automatically get charged for another 6 months, which match will refuse to refund. Thing is it takes 2 days to cancel the auto renewal. Many a poor bastard has been suckered into paying another 6 months for this shit trap. When you do cancel your membership, you'll instantly get an email saying you've got new messages, another trap. If you do renew it the messages are either be from bots or will magically disappear.
Bill: Ugh I'm so sick of how crappy tinder is! Man why is dating so hard?
Chrissy: It's because you're using tinder, you should use match.com . It's a paid service so there's a higher calibre of people.

Bill: Hmm maybe you're right, guess I'll give match a try.

*several weeks later*

Bill: Oh my god match fucking sucks! This shit is worse than tinder!
by mrperson123 April 30, 2019
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