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Coldplaying

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The ultimate betrayal buzzkill: secretly cheating or having an affair, wrapped in emotionally-flat, performative charm—like a half-hearted concert you didn’t buy tickets for.
“I really thought he loved me… turns out he was just coldplaying me the whole time.”
by CarMummy July 18, 2025
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Coldplaya

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A married man who gets busted on a “kissing cam” with his mistress in front of 70,000 people.
Dude, did you just see that coldplaya grabbin on his mistress on the big screen… whaaaaaat?
by Tamara The Fly Gal July 19, 2025
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Coldplayin

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Being with your side ting at a concert
High up management with HR and not his wife at a ColdPlay concert (Coldplayin)
by BobJeff552 July 19, 2025
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coldplay

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To get busted on the jumbotron mid•concert while getting cozy with someone who's definitely not your spouse. Also
applies to sports events.
Andy and his HR executive got coldplayed last night; he tried to duck, but it was too late: the crowd was impressed by how shy they looked.
by Antunísio July 19, 2025
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Coldplaying

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Coldplaying, when some is caught out cheating.
He has been caught Coldplaying in public.
by Gamerageloony July 19, 2025
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Coldplaying

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Your significant other, spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend gets caught cheating on you, anywhere but more so on social media.
Damn bro... your girl is Coldplaying you.

You got Coldplayed last night
I was at a concert last night and saw your husband hugging on another lady. Gurl.. he is Coldplaying you.

Bro.. you better be careful, I heard your girl is a Coldplayer
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by Captain1969 July 20, 2025
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