throw some cleats on that bitch

What to do when a chick looks like a linebacker.

Dude, your chick is mean looking, throw some cleats on that bitch.

by Colm Meany May 16, 2007

cleetus

Slang term for Brittney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline.

"I heard Brittney was divorcing Cleetus!"

by Frank Einstein December 28, 2005

Clent

"clent" is the past tense version of "clean" anyone who disagrees with this is stuck up and needs to go back to ninth grade

Jeffry clent the house with Jackson because they are responsible

by XLMijit December 24, 2018

Cleat Torture

Cleat torture is when an individual ties up another individual and proceeds to drag a singular stud on a cleat down the person's left testicle. Some use this as a torture device, but others use it for sexual pleasure.

Kevin: "Yo did you and Stacy get it on last night?"
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."

by bigstrappingcowboy May 26, 2020

Cleetus

A severely inbred prick who abuses.

Yo did you see how Cleetus unbanned that Standford last night? Some abusive shit

Dont you think the worst staff member is Cleetus?

by CGC_Keitho December 2, 2018

cleethorpes

another coastal town of england which is right next to fuckin GY

oh god not fuckin cleethorpes again mum

by ED WINCHESTER May 14, 2003

cleftal horizon

The transition area between gluteal cleft and buttock. An area that is not definitively crack or cheek.

A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.

by ITMoss January 20, 2011