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export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.
I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.
by icemelted April 30, 2015
mugGet the export cigars to Cubamug.

Back Cigar

That cigar you have on the way home from a good night out
Me and Tod shared a back cigar after the ball.
by helpedmyunclejackoffahorse February 26, 2017
mugGet the Back Cigarmug.

Council Cigar

A poverty cigar rolled with a king skin
"Tom rolled a council Cigar last night, for his 24th birthday"
by DJ Steves April 18, 2023
mugGet the Council Cigarmug.

cigars

cigarettes but bigger and i have lung cancer now
i have lung cancer from cigars
by M I L K. M A N July 23, 2021
mugGet the cigarsmug.

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
mugGet the cigar yogamug.

hide the cigar

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.
by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023
mugGet the hide the cigarmug.

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.
Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
mugGet the Ass cigarmug.

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