export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

Back Cigar

That cigar you have on the way home from a good night out

Me and Tod shared a back cigar after the ball.

by helpedmyunclejackoffahorse February 26, 2017

Council Cigar

A poverty cigar rolled with a king skin

"Tom rolled a council Cigar last night, for his 24th birthday"

by DJ Steves April 18, 2023

cigars

cigarettes but bigger and i have lung cancer now

i have lung cancer from cigars

by M I L K. M A N July 23, 2021

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022