fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.

Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

by JesterRP May 5, 2022

Chainsaw fart

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.

“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”

by w33dhead November 2, 2022

Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

the most ass movie ever

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

by colabear18 April 13, 2022

Chainsawing

When two women violently start their periods at the same time while scissoring.

Katie and I were scissoring last night and we ended up chainsawing!

by Vampire_Girl January 5, 2021

Blue chainsaw

The blue chainsaw is the weapon man has feared for century it is the instrument of Armageddon it shall destroy everything in its path

Person 1: I have the blue chainsaw

Person 2:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Grunt who likes potatos June 5, 2021