Cell Gangsta

A prison inmate who tries to act tough from behind his or her cell door by yelling names or other derogatory statements at either another inmate or a corrections officer. This is usually done when said inmate believes that most likely they won't be identified.

Like a true cell gangsta, Charlie waited until the C.O. was out of range before talking trash on him.

by Rockhound6165 September 28, 2008

Cell Respiration

A biological process in which your body makes a shitload of ATP in the Mitochondria.

(In Bio Class)

Kid 1: OMG! I got a 103 on my Cell Respiration test! :D

Kid 2: I got a 44. Oh well, it could've been worse...

by chilicheese01 March 10, 2011

sickle cell

A form of hereditary anemia that causes the red blood cells to stop functioning, causing lethargy. For the most part, only occurs in black peoples.

I'm running fast! Fast FAST! Shit, here comes the sickle cell. My running days are over, time to get back to the TV and welfare, hehe. :P

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

cell fuck

when David ring puts his cell phone on his penis

David rings cell fucked at his new years party

by Youknowwhocellfuks January 11, 2008

cell phone

A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped

Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !

by J.J.J. January 7, 2004

cell phone

A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.

Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.

"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."

by das uberwensch May 17, 2006

cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011