Cartisexual

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!

Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.

by Wreckuss November 27, 2021

Canticles

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

by pu-rr February 8, 2012

Captian Stabbin

A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!

Dude, I saw Captin Stabbin fuck this broad, then make her walk the plank!

by Gin March 8, 2004

carbicide

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.

She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!

by RodneyC July 12, 2009

Cantilloons

n. A portmanteau of 'Cantillon', a well known brewer of highly acidic 'lambic' beers, and Pantaloons, wide breeches common in 17th Century England.

Excessive consumption of lambic beers is known to adversely affect the digestive system, often causing unintentional venting of highly liquescent excrement. One who has suffered such an outburst is said to have 'Cantiloons'.

"Man, I drank 10 bottles of Lambic last night. I had heinous Cantilloons."

by ExpertBeerTaster August 22, 2011

cacti

a fucking spikey little bastard

“leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Cartist

When one is a crafter and an artist------- Originally created my Moriah Elizabeth

Hi, my name is _______, and I am a cartist.

by I <3 Moriah Elizabeth August 28, 2020