credit card

An evil piece of plastic.

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!

by Brooke February 19, 2005

friend card

1)the request of a favor from a friend; as to "play the friend card" like a playing card
2)the request of a favor from a friend; as to use your credit with a friend, like a credit card promising repayment.

I'm going to use my friend card to get you to help me move next Saturday, buddy.

by Jonah45 March 12, 2008

hoe card

possession of one's dignity. Must be protected at all times. if someone attempts to take/pull your hoe card you can either diss them immediately or say sike

ex: of a hoe card being pulled
John: you punk ass bitch, Terrel ain't shit
Terrel:(says nothin)

by Kazuya ryu January 1, 2005

trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one

His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2010

Boob Card

Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.

John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.

by Skttlz313 January 6, 2012

card schwipe

Rubbing your hand down in between a woman's legs when your hand is open; like an ATM card in a cash machine.

I gave your girlfriend a card schwipe when she was talking to me at the club.

by kegger69 November 21, 2009

queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.

I installed a queef card in the new server.

by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007