Feinious Caesar

Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.

“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

Dry Caesar

Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.

I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!

by Big Philly the Thinker April 7, 2024

Caesar

monke says no

Curious jorj: why dis bitch tellin me to do tha fukin banane peels?

dk kong: yo jus caesar dat ho.

Curious jorge: aight bet.

...

dicksi: YO CLEAN THE FUCKIN PEELS NOW BRO

Jorg: NO!

by nahidjizz May 25, 2024

The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

Julia Caesar

Giving your serial partner the thumbs up or thumbs down to continue to continue to intercourse after they perform oral sex.

Julia Caesar: Mark got the Julia Caesar and he was back at the bar by 10 pm.

by GreenLantern80 July 1, 2022

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend

“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”

“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“She said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”

by Threadues October 7, 2025