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Eleanor, the dwarf who lived down the hall from me, always seemed friendly but reserved. It came as a surprise to everyone in the building when she got convicted of murder; she was a real original butcherette. How such a small woman could handle so much man-blood has always puzzled me.
by mandolinmandolin July 4, 2010
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butcherette

A female who cuts meat for a living in a butcher shop.
Amy grew up on a farm, consequently, her physical strength and lack of squeamishness helped make her a very competent butcherette.
by msmccabre July 4, 2010
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butcherette

originally from the french "boucher", someone with a mouth attuned to strange and special foods.

the "-ette" denotes a female.

has come to refer to a female with certain skills involving the mouth, usually using exotic steak & meat-specific spices.
She seemed to know her way around the kitchen just fine, but as she served dinner it became clear that she was kind of a butcherette at the table.
by fauxtographic July 6, 2010
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botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.
After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe
by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013
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Butchelorette

A single butch lesbian, available, not necessarily partnered.
"I'm going out tonight and I'm going to find myself a hot butchelorette!"
by corycunnilingus June 6, 2015
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burched

A state of total and utter inebriation to the point where one loses complete control of their faculties, causes injury to themselves, and wakes up with no recollection of the previous day's happenings.
After work, let's go out and get burched.
by &e FUN July 29, 2016
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bitchedry

n.

1. the practice of exploiting another human's action(s) in an argument by insisting that the action(s) were harmful, when they were in fact benevolent, unrelated, inconsequential and/or warranted.

2. referring to an instance of self-entitled grievousness, usually in an effort to feel validated in an emotion and most often practiced by shoppers, patrons, children and liberals.

3. referring to the philosophically-observed decline of social proficiency in children of the 21st century due to misplaced upbringing.
"Son, there is no argument and I will refuse to tolerate your bitchedry."

"I think my table complained to the manager about the eggs. I'll have to convince her it's just entitled bitchedry."

"It is the knowledge of when to be content and the wisdom to take advantage of the right opportunities as they come along that undermine bitchedry before it becomes a part of the living being's character."

"The bitchedry of the modern child is due to the dwindling prevalence of deterrent physical punishment."
by zailroy June 7, 2016
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