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Brain Burglar

one who in a conversation, discussion or argument deliberately or inadvertently makes ridiculous statements or repeats already invalidated points causing the other party lose their goddamn mind.
trevor: man, Charles is fucking retarded! i was trying to explain to him why the Shamwow is just a piece of corporate slag used to channel the masses into following a consumer driven conglomerate and all he kept saying was "get over yourself, Olympic divers use it"...

steve: i know man, dont worry about it, he's a goddamn Brain burglar.
by cutmeaslice September 23, 2009
mugGet the Brain Burglarmug.

CAT BURGLAR

A person that goes around and steals catalytic converters. Usually at night and most of the time undetected.
I got in my car this morning and discovered some cat burglar stole my catalytic converter (CAT). (From experience!).

Most shops refer to catalytic converters as a "CAT" , abbreviated name.
by CWFF September 14, 2020
mugGet the CAT BURGLARmug.

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.
Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!
by dr sauce October 28, 2011
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

CAT BURGLAR

Someone who takes over a job from someone else and then happily takes the credit for the previous persons work.
Everytime she gets a job in a new winery she fucks off with someone elses silver ware. she's a cat burglar.
by nobjockeybender October 21, 2008
mugGet the CAT BURGLARmug.

Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces
If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!
by Doctor Bunghole October 16, 2008
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

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