Origami Buffet

While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.

I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.

See her over there? I OB'd her.

by MrPear May 7, 2009

Penis Buffet

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...

I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.

by Penguino162 December 16, 2012

Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad

1) Something, especially something musical, that is incredibly, almost unbelivably horrible and is to be avoided at all costs.

2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)

1)
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?

Person 1 - Yup.

Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.

Person 1 - Smart move.

2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!

Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.

by Lexi_Runner1 August 17, 2007

copper buffet

the act of eating out ones asshole.the act of licking the asshole of one for an extended period of time.originating from eating asshole and the taste of copper.

that girl has a fat ass,copper buffet all night for me!

damn that girl is a sexy piece of ass,i'd take my tongue to the copper buffer with her.

by blckstng96 December 18, 2009

Bidet Buffett

A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.

My girlfriend's dog bit me so I gave that hound a Bidet Buffett.

by Danny P February 12, 2006

Jimmy Buffett

The single greatest artist of all time. Best listened to when drinking alcohol, preferably whiskey. Often played by Kurt Legel minutes before he passes out, or in other words, after his first shot.

Kurt put on Jimmy Buffett just as he passed out on the floor.

by Greg March 28, 2005

mexican buffet

A term commonly used buy mullet wearing, dickbag construction workers to describe a Porta-John and it's contents.

Hey, Rocco hold my hammer while I go and use the Mexican Buffet. That pimento cheese sandwich gave me the shits.

by Jupiter SacKFace February 6, 2010