shit burger

when everything that could go wrong does, and it happens all at once. the layers of shit just keep piling on up, and you're just gonna have to eat it.

if your' house burns down, you catch a cold, it's exam week, your mother goes to the hospital, and your best friend get's in a car wreck, you say, "I'm eating a huge shit burger with everything on it".

by wormy wino December 12, 2006

the burger king

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

by YELLINGMAN January 20, 2007

veggie burger

a burger made out of soy and/or vegetables, without meat.

"Yum, I love Burger King's veggie burgers!"

by ali. March 8, 2009

kraut burger

name used by Aldo Raine in the awesome movie Inglourious Basterds to insult germans

Don't ever touch me again, kraut burger!

by bananapuff! March 1, 2011

struggle burger

A hamburger where the meat has been replaced with cheap noodles. This is only something you would make if you're broke as shit. Usually popular among college students, hobos, and people who invested in Bitcoin.

I'm always making struggle burgers. But one day, I scoured all of my jeans and my floor and sidewalks outside to collect enough change to buy a cheeseburger from McDonald's. That was seven months ago and I still have the wrapper as a keepsake.

by abisexualsockpuppet March 10, 2014

C Burger

When a woman is such a cunt, but you don't want to sound like an asshole for saying so. Can also be altered to explain level of cuntyness, by adding toppings...

You see Joyce brown nosing the manager during the meeting? What a fucking C burger.

Can you believe Joyce was promoted for brown nosing the Manager? Shes a fuckin C Burger with Cheese.

by JFBravo April 24, 2011

Burger of the Day

A special burger created by Bob Belcher on a daily basis. It usually features distinctive ingredients and a punny name.

"Hey Bob, what's the Burger of the Day today?"
"It's the Say Cheese Burger! You should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018