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New Bruce 

New Bruce is the newest of Bruces, the brewer of nooses. He comes from Foreignistanilandmark, where the Berlin Wall is behind the Iron Curtain, protecting the Taj Mahal from the IRA.

Used to refer to foreign-types when they come to Australia, in order to help them amalgamate with our culture.
New Bruce, want some tacos? They're the national food of your homeland, Turkistania!
New Bruce by JediKnightBoB September 1, 2013

so bruce 

Super awesome; a form of epic. First used by characters in Randy Cunningham Ninth Grade Ninja.
“You got the new game?! That’s so bruce!”
so bruce by typicalmidguardian March 1, 2020

Bruce Campbell 

The supreme and divine ruler of Earth. Also star of the films Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Bubba Ho-tep.
Everyone on their knees and worship Bruce Campbell.
Bruce Campbell by MC Pee Pants September 23, 2005

Bruce Buttcheek 

The Bruce Buttcheek is when a man turns his naked women over onto her stomach, and fucks her ass cheeks, blowing his load deep into her butt crack. No anal penetration is allowed. When no lotion is used, the penis often becomes raw, pink, and loses many layers of skin. Stay safe, lotion up! Best used when sexual satisfaction is running low. The Bruce Buttcheek is sure to stimulate love again between two stagnant partners!
Bruce is the master of this one. The legend himself coined this action term, and he and his women love to do the Bruce Buttcheek.
Bruce Buttcheek by Bruce Naynay March 11, 2008
A. Damaged, broken, or not satisfactory
B. An ugly girl
A. That car is brucked.
B. Naw, I wouldn't fuck that girl, she is brucked.
Brucked by Sumantix November 28, 2004
Bruce is slang for Marijuana (weed). It is a shorter version of "Bruce Banner" which is used as slang for the drug since it is the name of The Incredible Hulk who is big and green.
The most credited reference is from a rap lyric in Dr Dre's "Some L.A. Niggaz" from King T's verse which goes:

"I'm comin 'Straight Outta Compton' with a loose cannon
Smoke big green, call it Bruce Banner"

Hey man, I'm about to go out back and talk to Bruce.

Anyone seen Bruce around?

Bruce by Deacon D May 14, 2007