New Bruce is the newest of Bruces, the brewer of nooses. He comes from Foreignistanilandmark, where the Berlin Wall is behind the Iron Curtain, protecting the Taj Mahal from the IRA.

Used to refer to foreign-types when they come to Australia, in order to help them amalgamate with our culture.
New Bruce, want some tacos? They're the national food of your homeland, Turkistania!
by JediKnightBoB September 1, 2013
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