Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

by BnSDemon March 5, 2023

dinner and breakfast date

a long date that starts with dinner,lasts through the night, and ends with breakfast

Hey, I don't do coffee, but I do a dinner and breakfast date... (wink).

by Sally Bob April 24, 2009

Tart's Breakfast

A Redbull and a cigarette.

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.

by Pripper September 13, 2010

You ate a clown for breakfast

When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.

Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking

Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?

by gllxssyy August 2, 2020

Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

breakfast sex

Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.

Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.

She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.

by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 7, 2005

California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.

Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.

by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009