1)What you call someone when they make breakfast for you all the time.
2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.
2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.
by Da Pluhar October 16, 2009
Something you say to someone who believes they and their jokes are absolutely hilarious but in reality are lame and/or cringe enducing. It is essentially an insult calling someone unfunny.
by Hana26 August 17, 2017
A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.
by CletusDaDog June 09, 2010
by frankie fester January 20, 2006
Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.
by Serge Fabrizio January 27, 2007
by Han4321 March 19, 2008
A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).
It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!
by 3008 June 16, 2011