Breakfast Roll

Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.

Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

Clown for breakfast

Something you say to someone who believes they and their jokes are absolutely hilarious but in reality are lame and/or cringe enducing. It is essentially an insult calling someone unfunny.

Oh my God John, did you eat a clown for breakfast?

by Hana26 August 17, 2017

Farmer's Breakfast

A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.

I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there

by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010

dog's breakfast

when something is done in a very poor manner it is said to be a dogs breakfast

you have made a complete dog's breakfast of this

by frankie fester April 8, 2006

Salty Breakfast

Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.

I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.

by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007

breakfast BJ

When you wake up to a girl giving you head.

"I love it when Amber wakes me up in the morning with a breakfast BJ."

by Han4321 March 19, 2008

Baboon Breakfast

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.

Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!

by 3008 June 16, 2011