breakfast meeting 

When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.

I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.

breakfast meeting by nsh1212 March 14, 2008

breakfast cereal 

A slang term for a rave/date rape drug, such as ketamine or sometimes ecstasy or methamphetamine or other hallucinogenics

Tony: Let's go to the rave.
Kelly: So we can have some ravers or breakfast cereal?

Bob: I'm hallucinating
Andrea: Did you have breakfast cereal?

Wendy: Whoa, dude, let's dance.
Wanda: Here, take this pill, its just breakfast ceral
Wendy: *spins around and thinks ceiling is a giant bowl*

breakfast cereal by Rufie2003 June 28, 2010

Breakfast in bed

When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.

Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed by Chance334 January 31, 2014

Breakfast Bra 

A functional peice of lingerie that you can eat your breakfast out of.

Wein: "We have a breakfast bra, go us!"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"

Breakfast Bra by Weiny Joy October 21, 2008

breakfast of champions 

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

breakfast of champions by KittyCatty June 11, 2005

Breakfast abortion

Basically scrambled eggs queefed from a post abortion vagina
(pretty gruesome shit)

i saw a lady on the bus leave a plate of breakfast abortion on the seat

Breakfast abortion by bob the butt fucker July 17, 2010

breakfast in bed

Sex in the AM.

I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.

breakfast in bed by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003