Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun

Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson

by Etymoholic August 13, 2023

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Brakes

Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.

I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

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Sneaker-Brake

In the BMX community this is commonly the term used for using ones foot as a brake, usually the rear foot on the rear tire.
Sneaker-Brakes are typically only used in brakeless setups.

I always use my sneaker-brake to stop. My sneaker-brakes need replacing.

by JinxTheFluffyFox May 22, 2024

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During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.

Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

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