Cum Brains

Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.

Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."

Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H August 21, 2005

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BRAINS

Organization: The Brotherhood for the Revelation and Awareness of Infectious Necrobiotic Situations. A group dedicated to raising public awareness and preparedness in the face of inevitable undead-related catastrophe (AKA zombpocalypse). Advocates strong public health and science protocols, ecologically-sound living, survivalist practices and responsible weapons ownership.

(In the midst of chaotic, nightmarish societal breakdown)

Zombie bait 1: OMG, we're trapped on this roof!
Zombie bait 2: And we're out of ammunition!
Survivor (driving by in armored vehicle): Man, those two are screwed. I sure am glad I joined BRAINS - without their tips, I never would have bought this zombie stomper!

by Cicero's Assassin January 2, 2008

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Brains

Getting a blowjob. Refers to going so deep yu get the 'brains' of the girl.

Rudeboi: im gettin Brains tonight!
Rudegal: Hell ye yu r!

by tkwo July 4, 2010

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Hot Brains

When a guy cums in a girl's ear.

When Ella and Joe and I had a three some, Joe cumed in Ella and I's ear at the same time, and gave us hot brains!!

by AMBSZ July 31, 2006

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poo-flinging shit-for-brains

Anyone who acts like or resembles George W. Bush.

"Nice goin' you poo-flinging shit-for-brains!"

by wouldn't you like to know April 2, 2004

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piss brains

1. A brain which is actually filled with nothing but piss.
2. Some idiot who has pissed on his brains.
3. A good name to call a dunce.
4. Useless fool.

A dumbass who has verbal diarrhoea. (good name to call someone, i.e. your best pal)

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

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