The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.
by Maker of the broccoli game August 31, 2017
Get the The Broccoli Gamemug. Broccoli sandwich.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.
I heard those two white girls made some black guy a "broccoli sandwich", last Saturday after they met him at the club.
by FHSJK420 August 25, 2025
Get the Broccoli Sandwichmug. by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017
Get the steamed my broccolimug. A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
by feelitbro February 23, 2012
Get the Broccoli Dickmug. by Lescargaut_ March 27, 2020
Get the Broccolimug. used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
Get the eat your carrots and broccolimug. Be very cautious around a broccoli.
No not the broccoli you get with your dinner.
I mean a 6ft tall veggie boy.
This broccoli usually takes the form as a Burt.
They are usually harmless but I’m telling you he could be the one to take over the world.
No not the broccoli you get with your dinner.
I mean a 6ft tall veggie boy.
This broccoli usually takes the form as a Burt.
They are usually harmless but I’m telling you he could be the one to take over the world.
by MidgetGirl101 October 15, 2020
Get the Broccolimug.