Bournemouth Salad

The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.

Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!

by bogbaka April 28, 2021

Burke Stanton

Burke Stanton is insanely fast and kind. He also plays the Oboe.

Joe: Did you know that Burke Stanton once outran a cheetah?
Dean: Yep

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022

bourgeoussy

Female genitalia belonging to someone in control of society's means of production.

"I've become a cog in the system" - Kevin
"Fuck her right in the bourgeoussy" - Marx

by The Fire Nation April 6, 2022

a burkenstock

Taking two large pinches of dipping tobacco. Specifically, putting it in one area causing your lip to be very large.

Bill, Durban put in a burkenstock!

by Whitecaps6 December 14, 2013

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017

Joe Burkee

The hottest guy in town, can make a girl whip and nae nae on the daily. Eats loco tacos and spews until there's none left.

Fuck, Joe Burkee sent me to the 14th dimension

by Hoebag696969 November 26, 2018

Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019