Boomer Juice

Low Carb and No Sugar Monster© Energy Drink (the white one)

Popularized by the 30 year old boomer meme
Boomer Juice is typically consumed by an obese Kyle or a Baby Boomer.
by FluffyTtheTurtle October 10, 2019
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Okay Boomer

An insult to old people who are misinformed about modern day concepts.
by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019
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boomer flap

The flap located on a specific style of phone case that has a wallet-like flap attached to the back of it. This style is often used by boomers for it’s “practicality”, as they can use it as a handy place to stash all their coupon cards.
“Is that Karen taking a photo of us with her phone?”
“Nah, she can’t be, she‘s got the boomer flap down”
by waffleboy66 June 02, 2020
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boomer font

My grand-dad thinks he's making his point more effectively

when he kicks on that capslock button.

Boomer font, baby!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 13, 2023
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Baby Boomers

The most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of the Greatest and Silent Generations, who grew up with the hardship of the Great Depression and won World War 2, the baby boomers had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.

They act as if the world (particularly THEIR progeny, Generations X and Y) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for how they perceived they changed society. They romanticize their promiscuous, drug-induced escapades as having been some sort of Earth-shaking cultural movement that changed the course of history. As if they were the first and last generation to get fucked up and have random sex, and as if that somehow changed the world.

By the 80s every hippie had somehow lost touch with his values of altruism, free love, and selflessness, and had transformed into a suit-wearing, cutthroat yuppie. By now he's a middle-class suburbanite slob. Growing increasingly irrelevant, the baby boomer is trying to insist that his generation was God's gift to the world when in reality it was a selfish, petty, hedonistic generation that turned its back on everything it once stood for.

With modern medicine and a society that is increasingly health-conscious, the boomers are guaranteed to live on for decades beyond their utility, leeching off their posterity (a younger generation smaller than their predecessors, the first Americans who failed to reproduce at a sustainable rate) to the very end.
Baby Boomers: You punk kids should show some respect for your elders!

Punk Kid: Weren't you the ones who invented the phrase "Don't Trust Anyone Over 30?"
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. July 25, 2010
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King of the boomers

An unbelievably confused old guy
Did you see Scomo cruising the beach in his Speedos?

Yeah, that dickhead is king of the boomers.
by 29gts11 January 18, 2020
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Boomer +

when someone (A boomer) is so determined to live like they are in the 1900's that they force they're family to live like: women in the kitchen, men outside working or some shit and kids playing with toys and riding they're bikes or something.
person A: my dad is so much of a boomer + he wants me to actually live like I am in the 1970's.
person B: damn those species are rare.
by TypicalWhitGuy January 08, 2020
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