eat the board

Eat every item on the menu at McDonalds

Friend:What do you want from maccas?
Me: Lets eat the board

by Prento123 June 23, 2018

BOARDWARU

Bent Over And Rammed Dry With A Run Up

The guys were so close to winning but ended up getting boardwaru'd hard

by Lazdog December 16, 2008

Beardspiration

A person or beard that has inspired ones own furry facial endeavor.

Matthew cites Abe Lincoln and David Crowder as some of his greatest beardspirations.

by neenabub June 20, 2011

beardsquidj

The act of squeezing out your filthy hipster beard after cunnilingus

Smirnoff, what is taking so long?

Sorry boys, she was a bit of a squirtle, needed a tactical Beardsquidj

by SmirnoffBeard October 16, 2015

Space Boarding

Skateboarding/longboarding photos with the background image replaced with a picture of the cosmos.

The new photo you took of us longboarding is a perfect pic for space boarding.

by Golden029 March 27, 2015

Scut board

a board in which you scut on

“I love to ride on my scut board!”

by thicc boi June 8, 2018

Charcuckerie Board

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.

Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.

by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019