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Blown out larry

This is the nickname given to Matt's overly abused anus.
Have you seen my blown out larry? its lookin really hairy.
by Dirty clam April 5, 2020
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Full Blown Mercenary

When something is so good the only way it can be described is Full Blown Mercenary
by Callum Adams April 16, 2020
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Blown sticks

To shoot guns or to smoke big gas aka weed
There was a shoot out down the street they was blown sticks

You wanna come over we can blow sticks
by Bïg nigga February 16, 2020
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mind blown

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!
by watermellon10 March 17, 2020
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blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020
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glass-blown

lame or sketchy, can refer to any noun
That restaurant was so glass-blown... the food sucked and they didn't even have real silverwear.

That girl is so obsessed with him that she offered to pay for his ticket. That is so glass-blown.
by Amanda October 12, 2003
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Full Blown Dummy

A male or female that lacks intelligence and is used primarily in sexual acts. The individual has the equivalent intelligence and use of a blow up doll.
by Wrensch October 16, 2012
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