Boner blob

A fat male with an erection

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!

by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015

Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016

Blobbing

The act of dropping semen out of a pipette onto another persons face.

Maybe try spice up your marriage with some blobbing.

by LucasTheMucas April 28, 2021

Blob

A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.

Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT

by 1eel August 2, 2023

Blob

A fat obese large male most blobs are stupid and fat

Harry is such a blob I can’t stand him

by Cody ball toucher February 7, 2024

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023