bling-slave

Term coined by S. Hadmack
(n.) An animal that has been subject to wearing flashy items or articles of clothing, usually small dogs.

(n.) One who is a slave to all tendy fashion gimmicks without regard to the impact it may have on others and the environment.
(v.) To make one buckle down and dress in high fashion outfits such as, swarovski crystal bejeweled tee shirts.

(n.) Dog: "Roof."

Human: "Now pooter bear muffin, mama wants you to wear this cute little tutu."

Dog: "No! I will not be your bling-slave."
(v.) "Please don't make me go out side and bling-slave, I don't want to be seen in your damn tutu."

by Jainisnotablingslave March 22, 2011

bling film

Tin foil.

Where's the bling film mamma? I'm concerned the ham hock is becoming excessively dessicated.

by Viperiser March 29, 2016

table bling

When your table is so crowded with vertical menus, little easels, spiral bound displays, plastic-encased specials, elaborate comdiments containers, napkin dispensers, floral displays, cardboard food advertisements, and crayons that you have barely any room on the tabletop before the food is even served - that's when you're suffering from table bling.

You go into a restaurant. Not the really nice kind, maybe, but not the kind with the arches on the roof. Your average chain restaurant. And you're sitting there with your friends. There are a lot of you around the table, and even before the wait staff brings you anything, you're already crowded. Why? Because there are all these *things* on the table. Vertical menu things and easel-based drink things and spiral bound dessert things and plastic encased specials things and an elaborate container with condiments in it plus some kind of fake floral thing and another brightly colored cardboard thing sticking out of a vase or carafe or whatever the heck it is and it's all garnished with a side of crayons (you're all adults out on business lunch and there are no kids whatsoever in the place). Table bling is gaudy, not worth the expense, and obnoxious... kind of like regular bling.

by Bonney Armstrong January 9, 2009

belly bling

Navel rings or any other bling for the belly button.

It was the first warm day of a brand new Spring,
The chicks were all out showing off their belly bling.

by GeeToe December 25, 2006

limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

Hotline Bling

Hotline Bling means when a ex boyfriend or girlfriend calls their ex and begs to be back with them or ask for love again.

My ex-girlfriend called me yesterday for Hotline Bling.

by wot_chris_ October 11, 2015

hobo bling

Any form of cheap and/or plastic jewelry; refashioned or re-appropriated items worn as jewelry or accessories.

Yo, check the gummy bracelets on that indie girl's wrist. She's rockin' mad hobo bling.

by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008