A gay man's inability to recognize the obvious lack of attractiveness in his female friends or beards. Usually applies in cases of very attractive gay men who, when they're in the closet, date much less attractive desperate women.
Sometimes misused to denote an inability to recognize obvious homosexuality.
Sometimes misused to denote an inability to recognize obvious homosexuality.
Tom tries to make out with dudes when he drinks, even though he's dating Lisa. Tom's a 10 and Lisa's a 4. It's an obvious case of fruit blindness.
She was desperate and had really bad gaydar. You think it's awesome that she's dating such hot guys until you realize that it's a case of serious fruit blindness.
She was desperate and had really bad gaydar. You think it's awesome that she's dating such hot guys until you realize that it's a case of serious fruit blindness.
by emmabrocker October 27, 2012
Get the fruit blindnessmug. the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312
invented in 312
by Jordan DZ April 22, 2008
Get the blind cockedmug. When a friend sets up a date with a mystery person that you usually (99% of the time) don't know. Avoid at all costs because these types of dates go horribly wrong most of the time!
Bob: I set up Joe on Blind Date with this girl I met the other day.
Fred: He's going to kill you, you know that right?
Bob: Why? She's got a nice personality!
Fred: Yeah, but is she hideous?
Bob: Maybe.....
Fred: And besides those dates usually never work out.
Fred: He's going to kill you, you know that right?
Bob: Why? She's got a nice personality!
Fred: Yeah, but is she hideous?
Bob: Maybe.....
Fred: And besides those dates usually never work out.
by 0xxxMichellexxx0 September 30, 2007
Get the blind datemug. When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.
by Kevyn January 3, 2006
Get the blind itemmug. 1.to strongly dislike something without knowing the facts, or by using false information
2.what 50% of the people using this website have for the united states.
some of these people throw around words like facist, imperialist, arrogant, and ignorant to make people think they're smart.
Generalizing 270,000,000 people is a little hard, but they manage to do it.
2.what 50% of the people using this website have for the united states.
some of these people throw around words like facist, imperialist, arrogant, and ignorant to make people think they're smart.
Generalizing 270,000,000 people is a little hard, but they manage to do it.
Yes, yes I know, we are egocentric, megalomaniacal, capitalist bastards. Your the 15th person who's said it today.
by CorrodedBeing May 24, 2005
Get the blind hatredmug. Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.
by ~MH~ February 4, 2009
Get the Blind-Dolphinmug. The act of closing ones eyes as tightly as possible while swirling around their "junk" ferociously immitating a helicopter. The trick is finding the surprise afterwards.
Lance Maynard is a lonely man that has to resort to a blind helicopter every night so he doesn't kill himself.
by H.R. Hugginstuff October 30, 2008
Get the Blind Helicoptermug.