Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

blaedon

bad bitch

Blaedon the queen…

by toothiez May 23, 2024

Blaked

If you get blaked, it means someone is putting their foot on the chair you are currently sitting on without permission.

He blaked me while I was trying to get my work done.

by arr07 December 10, 2024

Blazed

A mix of the word fire and based

last night was totally blazed

by HowIbangedyourmother January 1, 2026

billygoat blazed

Too high to function; super fucked up

Goated

Girl: Did you go to that party last night?

Guy: Yeah! Everyone took some dabs and got billygoat blazed.

by Pseudonymical Name August 19, 2016

holi'blazed

Holi'blazed the state of being blazed on a holiday.

Man I'm so holi'blazed this Christmas

by HoboAladdin December 25, 2016

Food Blazed

The state of being so full that you feel like you are under the effects of cannabis.Specifically the lethatgic and slowness of response effects.

Bruhh, ive scranned so much im so food blazed.

by Matiwithani December 3, 2020