Fool's bet

A bet in which only a fool would take; one that someone is guaranteed to win.

Peep1: How much you wanna bet that he's gonna make the next basket?
Peep2: that's a fool's bet!
Basketball player: *makes a basket*
Peep2: See?! Fool's bet.
Peep1: Aw man. I thought you'd be dumb enough to fall for it. There goes my easy money...

by Dizzyowl2203 January 29, 2020

bet on it

the act of touching yourself

Shakarr: Edgar will bet on it.
Edgar:nu uh

by um nun ya 1 2 January 28, 2008

pussy bet

A type of bet like jousting, the two harlots slam vaginas until one dies. The winner is crowned "Golden Cunt" and must defend her/his title.

CAROL WON PUSSY BET AND IS NOW GOLDEN CUNT

by Bushfries September 29, 2013

Bet zonot

Hebrew for "whorehouse",
however most commonly used to describe a situation in which you can do whatever you want, without anyone doing anything about it.

"Hey dude, why are you sitting here instead of studying in the class?"
"Ahh, it's Bet zonot"

by DaniusCaesar August 23, 2005

google bet

A bet made when one can determine who wins by a simple trip to an internet search engine providing instant gratification.

"Dude Dan the Autamator is NOT Del!"
"Yes he is"
"Google bet ya!"

by tovah July 28, 2005

bets-a-belly

A person or cat that is super hyper and conducts static passion or electricity, and is cutly pudgy (plump/chubby)

Person: Did you see Her! she just shocked me!
person2: i know she is shockingly chubby!
person: She is a bets-a-belly!

by Lola PIE January 9, 2010

ass bet

Verb, To make use of services (or receive item) and have no intent on making payment or exchanging favor.

I'm gonna ass bet me sandwich from the deli, soon as he hands it over, i'm out!

by alex April 28, 2003