bent up 

drunk

I'm sitting all bent up in the stairways

bent up by pious March 30, 2016

bent over 

a word meaning to to have been put in a bad position normally through a bad experience

man its freshers week, thousands of students wanting all day breakfasts all day, man i was bent over when those checks came rolling in.

bent over by jonesy34 September 24, 2009

bent over 

1. To be owned or defeated very badly in something. To have lost without even given a chance

1.John was playing QuakeIII and lost in 5 seconds because he was teamed by 5 opponents

John was BENT OVER

2. This kid called me a faggot, and before he could say anything else I power bombed him to the ground and stabbed him in the back with a knife, man was he ever bent over!

bent over by lalala May 29, 2003

bent rod

n. Because nobody has an exactly straight erect penis, a bent rod is defined as any man's erection. Syn: boner

I woke up this morning with a bent rod.

bent rod by Kiijo July 28, 2007

Bent Nob 

When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P

Girl: Wanna buttbang again?
Boy: Can't I got a bent nob last time.

Bent Nob by thelardlord October 28, 2013

bent twig 

a moron, possibly semi-retarded. Like the Indian in "Almost Heros" starring Chris Farley.

Could I get one of those bent twigs to carry out my groceries?

bent twig by Mainard February 4, 2007

bent like a wet noodle 

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

bent like a wet noodle by Buttermilk April 6, 2005