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Benjamin 

Big penis, master of sex.
oh my lord that guy has the biggest penis of them all, who is he?
he must be Benjamin
Benjamin by Emilyano November 23, 2021

Benjamin 

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
Benjamin by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021

Benjamin 

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
Benjamin by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021

Benjamin 

Benjamin is one who plays Pokémon Go at the bar.
Benjamin loves Pokémon.
Benjamin by TaylorSwiftFan666 November 23, 2021

Benjamin 

Benjamin's are better than the rest. They are the most period beings to exist in the entire of the universe and every dimention there ever was.
Person 1: Wow you are such a benjamin
Person 2: wow, thanks
Benjamin by Hinko November 23, 2021

Benjamin 

Benjamin is a big dick guy.
Benjamin is coming! Watch out, it's so bigggg.
Benjamin by barrabas101 November 24, 2021