Beer Armour

An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.

Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.

by DeDLoK March 7, 2005

beer balls

the phenomenon where an otherwise timid individual has consumed enough beer that he begins shit-talking to anything he comes in contact with and has the illusion that he could defend himself when someone tries to kick his ass because of that shit-talking (i.e. - the drunk grows a set of balls - beer balls); this person's tendency to shit-talk decreases with his blood-alcohol level.

"I could not believe the shit that fool was talking. I'm glad I kicked his ass."

"He was drunk. I guess he had a set of beer balls."

by d-lishus December 9, 2008

beer goblin

An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.

I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.

by wonderweasel May 4, 2008

Whiskey Beer

A beer served at a bar served to friends by friends (bartenders cannot legally serve the Whiskey Beer). The Whiskey Beer is a mixture the remaining beer of strangers who have abandoned their beers. A minimum of 3 abandoned beers must be mixed to be considered a true Whiskey Beer.

DanO saw three beers left at the other table, and combined them together to mix a Whiskey Beer for Corey.

by corcha March 15, 2009

victory beer

a beer that is set aside as a reward after triumphing over a long day's work.

After a tough day of classes, a closing shift, and homework, that victory beer hit the spot!

by JFishnets24 April 22, 2011

bederka

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a dick who talks behind peoples back
also see pussy ass bitch

I hear someone was talkinmg behind my back
Oh, he must be pulling a Bederka

by urda February 13, 2008

I beer beer

The classic art of putting beer on a higher emotional level than anything already possible. This mainly affects men, but it has been known to spread to the female gender.

Man 1: Isn't that your 40th beer?

Man 2: Yeah bro, I beer beer.

by d00mcake September 22, 2010