beastman

man or animal that has fur growing in odd places

that thing is what we call a beastman

by jenfoldsfive September 24, 2003

Beastanist

Someone who prefers the act of sex more with an animal than another human being. Many are dirty, sick minded people and tend to leech onto society. The usual method of a Beastanist is to rub peanut butter on their genitalia and let an animal(usually a dog) to remove said peanut butter, resulting in a forced attempt of oral sex.

"Hey John, did you have hot sex with that chick you went out with last night?"
"No Chad, Im a Beastanist. I have no sexual desire for woman. Geez man, get that shit right."

by Herrljunga January 25, 2011

beastiality

To have sex with an animal. In other words, Kim Jong-Un .

Person #1: Look! He's humping his dog!
Person #2: That's called beastiality.

by MiniCooper27 November 13, 2017

Beastard

a lonely deer crossing the road that is slightly deaf in it's left ear , and has a slight case of tonsillitis , but doesn't like going to the doctor cause he has awful health insurance .

Kara: hows your deer?

Ellen: BAMBIIII ! NOOO ! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie: my dad killed bambii, im sorry

Ellen: no .... Phil Collins killed bambi .. that beastard ..

by suckmyasshole July 8, 2011

beastman

Odd fellow who is very hairy and flirts with girls, he wants to trick them (get them to shave his back, man thats a hard position to shave!).

Man, that beast man needs to stop blastcocking people so much!

by PoopEFace September 24, 2003

beastial

an adjective used to decribe a girl who looks very ugly and manly

That girl is looking beastial with that man-stache.

by Rellef June 25, 2007

Beastajabooty

A beast (someone who is extremely good at something such a s sexual intercourse)who came from the place Jabooty (a county in Africa).

Sam your are a beastajabooty.

by BEAST!! December 20, 2008