Blue Beacon

The stuff that falls out of your butt. Or just plainly Shit (used in a negative of Positive sense)

Oh that's the Blue Beacon right thurr.

by Mohmad (Nishil) Dickwalla December 28, 2005

Becoming Tha Hose

Making love to a Wall Duct from a home ducted vacuming system.

Origin: A friend was talking about getting a ducted vacume system at his home. It was the logical lead on from such conversation.

"Dude, last night I became the hose"
"I walked in and this dude was becoming the hose."

by Staggaz June 9, 2004

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

blacom

black comedy.

The gal prefers blacom to rom-com.

by uttam maharjan October 13, 2012

beaconize

To have applied a beacon to anything. Similar to the word 'baconized' which means to have applied bacon to your anything.

Think of adding a beacon to something. Then think of adding bacon to something. Duh. That is a beaconize.

by rogerbeanmchatter November 27, 2013

Beacon Journal

(lee-kun yer-nal) n. A news paper thought to be so unreliable that school children are prohibited from using it as a source in their current events homework.

"Do you have any toilet paper?"
"No, but I just picked up today's copy of the Beacon Journal."

by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016

Beaconised

If there is a dominant characteristic about someone, they must be beaconised to fit the characteristic

I learned hella key terms in that science lesson, Dr Edmunds is the Beacon of knowledge, he has been officially beaconised

by The OG Beaconiser November 8, 2018