Beatism

Fascinatingly consistent severely abominable, nauseating and morbid unluckiness

Will: I just had deal fall through again for the 5th time the last 2 months

Brianne: Ah man it sounds like you got a case of Beatism

by William2052003 April 20, 2023

Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.

Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."

by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023

Batista's Dick

Something only xpac knows

"How big is batista's dick? Its like this fuckin big"

by ScottSteiner August 1, 2023

Baptism

It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water

Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.

by Pookiebearlmao November 6, 2023

baptism

The cousin of a golden shower
When a girl squirt all over ya face during sex and you enjoy it

A: Yo are you into golden showers?
B: Nah, i’m really more of a baptism person

by Pet Sun December 20, 2024

Bautism

A religion based on the philosophy of the term: Sybau. Where members of this religion treat the term as a god. Many people think of this religion as insulting, which is simply untrue.

"He practices Bautism"

by Prophet of the Central Bautist July 9, 2025

Bautism

Bautism is a modern spiritual movement centered on the sacred word "Sybau," believed to embody universal harmony and self-awareness; followers, called Bautists, chant Sybau as a meditative mantra, viewing it as a divine vibration that aligns the individual with cosmic energy, fostering inner peace, communal connection, and a deeper understanding of existence through rhythmic repetition and mindful devotion.

"He is a devout member of Bautism"

by Prophet of the Central Bautist July 10, 2025