To celebrate by furiously masturbating.
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"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
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Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.
Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.
Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.
Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"
2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"
2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006
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Foul Odor
Chronic Diareaha may tend to slip through this area.
Period included.
Vagina
Foul Odor
Chronic Diareaha may tend to slip through this area.
Period included.
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Get the bate my hook mug.A sub-division of english consisting of very long words and sentences. Extremely hard to understand. When written, writing is inhumanly neat and is close to script. Must have translator present to understand. Do not attempt to read Bareese unless you are trained (ie: have heard it spoken before).
As I was strolling down the unusually large avenue, I noticed a new, stupendous house was being built not right on our front doorstep. (Normally in near perfect cursive and illegible. I am not an expert at Bareese so this example of the language is not perfect.)
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