Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.

I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

by elliethelegend April 23, 2020

statch batch

A group of friends over the age of 18 who have relationships with underage girls.

You hooked up with that 15 year old girl you are now in the statch batch.

by statch batch January 7, 2009

sleepy batch

When your friend decides not to go out and sleeps instead.

Damn where is he?

He’s being a sleepy batch tonight

by gellydefinitions March 20, 2021

Batch

To shower.

Damn dude do you batch?

by Top Batcher February 13, 2019

Batch

A word used to identify a significant quantity of a drug (typically crystal meth) made during a specific time period. A batch is manufactured before distribution. Followed by another batch and so on and so forth.

“OH MY GOD! Only one hit and my pupils looks like saucers... this batch must be strong as fuck!!!”

by saintOFsaints March 30, 2021

Batch

Another name for jizz, sperm or cum.

Man that stripper was so hot I had to release a batch to her when I got home.

by peter pumpkin eater 69 February 27, 2019